11. You’ve Installed a Doggy Doorbell
Your dachshund has their own doorbell to ring when they need to go outside, because you can’t stand the thought of them waiting at the door.
12. You Have a Doggy First Aid Kit
Your first aid kit is stocked with everything from bandages and antiseptic to doggy sunscreen, just in case of emergencies.
13. You Can’t Resist Doggy Eyes
Those big, soulful eyes get you every time, and you can’t say no to your dachshund’s every whim.
14. You’re Constantly Googling Doggy Health Concerns
You’ve spent more time than you care to admit Googling every little sniffle or twitch, convinced that your dachshund is suffering from some rare ailment.
If you find yourself nodding along to these signs, congratulations – you might just be a helicopter dachshund parent! Remember, while it’s natural to want to keep your furry friend safe and happy, it’s also important to give them the freedom to explore and be themselves. So go ahead, loosen those helicopter blades a little, and let your dachshund spread their wings – or should we say, wag their tails!