6. You’ve Installed a Doggy Seatbelt
Safety first! You’ve installed a doggy seatbelt in the car to keep your dachshund secure during road trips.
7. You Schedule Playdates with Other Dachshunds
Your dachshund’s social calendar is busier than your own, filled with playdates with other dachshunds in the neighborhood.
8. You Hover During Mealtime
You can’t help but hover over your dachshund while they eat, making sure they’re chewing their food properly and not eating too quickly.
9. You’ve Memorized Their Vet’s Number
You have your vet’s number on speed dial and aren’t afraid to use it at the slightest sign of distress.
10. You’re a Poop Inspector
You inspect your dachshund’s poop with the scrutiny of a detective, monitoring for any signs of digestive issues or abnormalities.