#1 He knows all he has to do is howl endlessly to get what he wants.
#2 Police: “She ate an entire family of four over the course of two days.” Me: “I’m sure they deserved it. Who’s a good little girl???”
#3 So serious, but you know the fun is right there too!
#4 “Dachshunds Train You”
#5 Best receptionist ever!
#6 It’s the “I’m going to get anything I want” look.
#7 That’s a packed schedule, they need lots of rest!!
#8 This drives me insane!
#9 They’re completely adorable lawbreakers…
#10 Your bed is no longer just your bed.
#11 That look!
#12 NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning its head.